The Lore of the Haermorrhoids The Haermorrhoids are a 4 piece ramonecore band founded in 2014 in the gutters of hamburg. They released their full lengh debut 'Apparatus of the ultimate power' in 2018 (via La Pochette Surprise Records) followed by several tours and lots of shows throughout Europe. They were also playing lots of support gigs for some of the coolest bands in buisness such as The Queers, The Chats, Teenage Bottlerocket, Frenzal Rhomb, Neon Bone and many more. They released their second full length record 'At the earth's core' in 2023, (via Mom's Basement Records and Monster Zero Records) followed by a split record in 2024 'Proton packs vs the Haermorrhoids'(via Mom's Basement Records and Bad Man Records). They created their own style of ramonescore while still remaining true to the oldschool vibe and the classic punkrockstyle from 80s to 90s: catchy, fast, creepy, melodic, stupid, happy songs combined into a show straight into your face without any bells and whistles. In March 2025 they'll drop even more music with a new 7" Ep called "Treatment" which will contain 4 songs and will come out on Fett Fleck Records and Mom's Basement Records. Coloured Vinyl!